๐ŸŽ‰ The "Fun" Legal Stuff ๐ŸŽ‰

๐Ÿ‘€ Things No One Reads (But Should)

Welcome to the least exciting page on our website! We know you'd rather watch paint dry, but here's some important stuff anyway:

๐Ÿฆก Who We Are (Besides Awesome)

Badger Commerce is proudly part of the Kedos Consulting Limited family. They're the cool kids who:

  • Make e-commerce magic happen โœจ
  • Turn retail nightmares into tech dreams ๐Ÿ’ค
  • Design tiny services that do big things ๐Ÿ”ฌ
  • Architect solutions so big, they need their own post code ๐Ÿ™๏ธ
  • Craft mobile apps that make your phone feel smarter ๐Ÿ“ฑ
  • Solve the unsolvable (except maybe cold fusion) ๐Ÿงช

Check out www.kedos.co.uk if you want to see more nerdy goodness!

๐Ÿ“œ Terms of Service (The "Fine" Print)

By using Badger Commerce, you agree to:

  1. Be awesome (shouldn't be hard, you already are)
  2. Not use our platform for anything illegal or sketchy
  3. Respect others' intellectual property (no counterfeit Gucci, please)
  4. Keep it PG-13 (or whatever your country's equivalent is)
  5. Not sell anything that goes boom, makes people loopy, or is generally frowned upon by society

We reserve the right to give you the boot if you break these rules. Don't make us do it!

For the full T&Cs, please click here, although be warned, they're not as fun as these ones.

๐Ÿ“ž Talk to the Humans

Got questions? Concerns? A really good joke? Reach out:

Email: [email protected]

Carrier pigeon: Please don't. They make a mess.